勛圖腦瞳扦 releases first-ever cologne: Eau De Binturong
Popcorn-scented fragrance a nod to wild bearcat
The luxury higher-ed brand 勛圖腦瞳扦 is entering the fragrance market with Eau De Binturong, the first-ever cologne offered within the SUNY system.
features the pleasing aroma of buttered popcorn, a reference to the distinct scent of the wild binturong a.k.a. bearcat. The mammals, native to South and Southeast Asia, are often described as smelling like buttered popcorn.
Were excelling in academics, research, athletics its about time we got into the fragrance game, said President Harvey Stenger. Ive worn the cologne to several meetings already and have never felt more confident. I am always hungry for popcorn, though.
Binghamton is pleased to announce that Baxter Bearcat will serve as the official spokesperson for the fragrance. Baxter, being a mascot, cant talk, but he did provide a written statement.
Im proud to represent Binghamton in any way, and Im pleased that the University has decided to embrace the powerful binturong in its first foray into high-end fragrances, wrote Baxter. It doesnt hurt that I can drive sports cars and summer in Milan now. Umm, Go, Bearcats!
The master perfumers behind Eau De Binturong describe it as a premier aromatic fragrance. The cologne features powerful notes of bergamot, sandalwood and Orville Redenbacher.
Eau De Binturong is now available at the Bookstore and all major high-end department stores.
The cologne is the first in Binghamtons major BINGPARFUM line. Upcoming fragrances include Preserve, a woodsy scent reminiscent of the Nature Preserve; Florale, an ode to the greenhouse; and Spiedie, which夸ust smells like a spiedie sub.
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